What’s that, Lassie? Our GDP’s fallen down a well? A record drop of 20.4% between April and June?
And things will only get worse because our feckless government refused to extend the Brexit transition period and are currently screwing up the trade talks?
Say what? A no-deal Brexit means a further 7.6% drop in GDP and long-term economic chaos? But we’ll have to sell the farm!
It’s hopeless. All we can do is watch loads of Netflix and pray it goes away.
What’s that, Lassie? You think I should join a political party or group, write to my local MP and paper, sign petitions, vote in every election, support The Guardian, New European or Byline Times, donate to the Good Law Project and generally keep up the pressure? I’m not sure my pocket money or energy will stretch that far…
Just start with one and go from there? Gee, Lassie, that’s a great idea. You’re the BESTEST!